Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Psychopath Test

So a recent comment on one of my posts reminded me of a test I heard once that determines how much of a psychopath you are. It's very interesting, so to anyone who comes here (talking to myself) if you haven't heard this before, give it a shot.. with reasoning.. if you've read this before, enjoy the different answers.. and if you want to know the answer.. just google it.. or I can give it away some time anyway if you're lazy.

"This is a story about a girl.

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately.

However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was.

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: Why did she kill her sister?"

28 comments:

FreudianSlip said...

I don't wanna spoil it for everybody...but i DID get the right answer when i was asked...freaky business.
(3 out of 5 of my friends got the right answer as well and i have no idea why i'm bragging about this)


RUN!

Will E. said...

fruedian.. this isn't even funny.. I'm starting to worry now.

The fact that worries me most is that you have more friends that got it right!! :)

Will E. said...

I apologize, first to freudian then to everyone who had to read this post.. The truth is almost every woman will know the answer to this test.. without even thinking that much..

It seems that this test is whether you can think like a woman rather than a psychopath. (I'm just saying that to make myself feel better cause I didn't get it right)

Anyway, I'm not sure if guys got the answer ..

Amnesiac said...

What's even sadder is that I know women who would stage their OWN funeral in order attract the attention of a beau.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, i'm a psycopath, it's what you said will, every woman will get it right :)

When a woman meets the right man, she'll do anything to do to get him :)

Will E. said...

The rabit hole goes deeper it seems.. most of the guys I asked in person didn't get it right.. it really must be the woman test.. I wonder if gay men can also get it..

alluring & amnesiac- women are starting to look very scary from where I am now..

GC said...

I thought it was because she discovered that her sister killed he Mom! Wrong answer obviously.

So all the women got it right? More proof that women are psychos :)

Will E. said...

global: yes.. it's the wrong answer obviously :) There must be a different kind of logic that women use. I personally think that when certain men start understanding it they actually become crazy.. hence the psychopath test.

Insomniac said...

lol, it wasn't my first guess... i guess i need to check my hormones or something

MechanicalCrowds said...

Hmm... even after reading the answer, it took me a few seconds to understand it!!

Either I'm not a psycho... or stupid.

Will E. said...

Insomniac: This is actually a good sign, you're probably not as irrational as most ladies :)

mechanical: I think you're still in the clear, you just need to adapt a bit to women's (il)logic :)

Dee-Vine said...

man, i wasn't even close!

is that good or bad ?

Maat said...

well ofcourse, it's only common sense. (am i a psycopath?) i don't think you have to be a woman to get the correct answer, i think you just need to know them pretty well. i know a few gals who would do that ( as in kill somebody) ;D

cool test.

E said...

I would've never guessed that!

Will E. said...

dee-vine.. on the plus side you're not such a psychopath, but on the other hand you may need to learn the diabolic ways of women.

maat: it's the general consensus that women would actually do that :)

ee: join dee.

Anonymous said...

like MC, it took me a while even after you guys were going on about the answer.. dear God are we really that dark?

I thought she killed her sister cause she stole the guy from her or something...

Will E. said...

N: you're not thinking like a true woman then :)

Anonymous said...

apparently not... that must be the problem then :)

Anonymous said...

Dont worry bloggers you are all not psychopaths anyway even if you did get the answer correct reason being is a psychopath would not worry about getting it correct and would probably get annoyed at everyone else worrying and think why the hell would you worry. I know i get it right i was asked that question by my cousin when i was about 14 and i answered it correctly. Its old, and stupid.

Anonymous said...

i solved this test correctly..and surprisingly quickly too.

i kept pondering it for a while trying to check for any trick words and such that would make it a bit harder but it turns out my first guess was spot on.

so i guess i'm either gay or a psychopath...thanks alot.



p.s. nice blog by the way.

Will E. said...

Greyscale: More and more I find myself utterly stupid for not having solved it. Even with no word tricks I didn't get it.. but I'm starting to think it's just about intelligence rather than being a psychopath or thinking like a woman..

Anonymous said...

i dont know...but if it were me i would probably kill my sister becuz i would wanna see that guy again. since he came to my mom's funeral he'll probably be at my sister's funeral as well.

Anonymous said...

This test says nothing. It couldn't possibly determine whether one is a psychopath or not. Intelligence comes into play too. For example, the guy shows up at the funeral and we aren't told that she doesn't find out what his relationship was with the mother. All we are told is that previous to meeting him, she'd never seen him before. So I think people that guess correctly are actually dumber than people who guess incorrectly, or are unable to come up with a guess at all. This is simply because when you don't analyze too much, you're just dumber. People who over-analyze are usually smarter.

Then, people that are freaking out over being a psychopath--come on. Christ. I wish I was a psychopath so I wouldn't give a damn about anything. What's so damn scary about not feeling fear or guilt or shame? What's the big ass deal? (Seriously. Someone tell me what's so 'scary' about being a psychopath? I want to know what's in your head(s).)

Last anonymous--who pretended to not know the right answer but to guess it right--you're so clever.

Anonymous said...

Whats scarier is Im a guy and I got this right o.O

Anonymous said...

I got it right =D

does this mean im a psychopath?

Ace said...

This isn't how you're supposed to ask the question, it's supposed to be more vague...

PERSONALITY TEST

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she never met before. She thought he was amazing and felt a strong connection with him. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but didn't get a chance to ask for his number and couldn't find him before the funeral was over. A week later her sister was murdered and she saw him again at her funeral and got his phone number...

Question: What happened?

Anonymous said...

A friend in a chat posted this...an di was the only one that got it. i got it before he even said the ending of it, oddly. But it's complete BS because no site (i've googled and it led me to this site) has named the psychologist that all the sites are claiming did a study of psychos. I'm a psychology lover, i find this pure crap. I'm not a psycho. :(

Nik7ita said...

toooo easy coz she wanned to see the guy again